Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Nice Guys Just Finish

"P***y can smell other p***y. That's why you gotta pounce on it when the time comes" - Johnny Drama, Entourage Season Six Opener
"You ain't no pimp. You just a rest haven for heauxs" - some fly shit that nigga said to Goldie in The Mack.
I am a single man again. Have been since September. My ex girlfriend recently hit me up saying she heard my name on the radio about a show I had last month. No shit. The whole St. Louis heard that spot and I kilt that show. I talked to my ex for a while and she said she wasn't ready for a relationship at the time. I told her I already knew that. She said she was scared to tell me because she didn't want to hurt me. In my head I'm like, "Bitch, I'm grown. What the fuck are you talking about?" I simply asked how she figured that. She said I am a nice guy but she didn't want to be harsh. The thing is, she was fucking up and I wanted to be a grown up last summer and tell her WHY we needed to break up. She wasn't bout that confrontation life with being a grown up so she stalled around like I was going to forget. In reality she missed the way I used to beat her box. I am a nice guy but I have fucked a lot of wives and girlfriends in my day SO if it is that easy for me to fuck OPP, how could she think something so silly in her rabbit ass mind. I told her I want the box because she misses my penis. Women lie. They are vunerable and are afraid of being taken advantage of so they lie about what they want and what they're thinking sometimes to pacify men. Men do it too but we are so full of shit that it is apparent unless we are skilled in the gift of gab. Another woman that I know I talked to was concerned I liked her more than she liked me. I never told her I wanted to be with er exclusively but she assumed because I wanted to get to know her that I was hounding for a relationship. No. Bitch. I simply wanted to see if we are compatible to hang out and be in each other's company but she is used to guys chasing her so I was turned off by her arrogance. She told me she was going out with someone and asked if I was upset. What the fuck would I be upset about? I was fucking somebody else because I'm single. Here is the thing some women need to understand: not all nice guys are suckers. Some of us get a lot of box and attract a lot of women because we are actually good guys. If a good girl can have casual sex and still be a lady then a good guy can have casual sex with a woman and treat her with respect. AND most good guys keep getting available box because we know how to not be sloppy about it and keep our mouths shut. Ladies, If you're interested in a nice guy you need to be honest, open-minded and ready to smash. I am not saying be a heaux but if you are a heaux, be an honest heaux because that nice guy will smash, leave you for a good girl and forget about you. Women that have options to fuck who they want should fuck who they want and be honest about it. Just do not assume that nice guy is going to care or react to it because he has available box to tend to. I passed up box being faithful but what happened as soon as I became single. That available box called me and I tended to it. If you have someone you want to be with and they're worth keeping then you need do what needs to be done to keep them. Otherwise, some nice person will come along and finish the job you could not finish. There will be some women that I know in real life that will read this and want to kill me because I am right. Some of them I have had relations with that may ask themselves if I am talking about THEM. Well, if I have attempted to see you and you know I want to spend time with you, know that somebody else is getting my time that I could have spent with you. Do not get nice fucked up for desparate or clingy. If I stopped calling, maybe this nice guy decided it wasn't worth my time when someone that appreciates being treated nicely gets my time. Also just because a nice guy says he wants to see you or spend time, he is not always just trying to smash or trying to automatically wife you. There is a medium called dating and hanging out that will let this nice guy determine whether or not you are worth his time. I would take a heaux and chill with her (but never to wife her) than an indecisive, insecure and ingenuine nice girl. You can't be nice and be unstable. You should be a nice girl with your shit together emotionally. At least a heaux knows her place and nice guys deep down like fucking heauxs too. Heauxs like nice guys too so we fuck them. Sometimes they have the best box, especially ratchet heauxs. So, LADIES, if you are nice with your shit together you better say something before that nice guy has you missing him...and his penis. Swaggy Swaggin' - Moolah