Facebook Is My Bitch

Women like me. I figured this out when I was in high school dating girls at my school, having a college girl and girls at other high schools. I learned a few things about women by observing, listening and doing. For instance, I know women that can throw down in bed but would never meet my mom because of their uber-ratchetness. Why did I mess with those broads? The sex was good and I didn't have to exert any effort into being with them. That's the truth. I'd give them good wood and then they'd go back to their lives and I'd go back to pursuing capital. Sometimes these women had baby-daddies, bum-ass boyfriends and even husbands and the married ones...I digress. Anyway, these broads would be somebody else's woman or problem but these broads were my bitches. Within my inner circle, my people say I'm hard on "hoes". I'm not hard on "hoes". I just treat them accordingly. My girlfriends are treated like queens because they have better qualities and standards than the broads I was just smashing. I can count my serious and semi-serious girlfriends on my hands under 10 so I'm picky as heck in a good way. This brings me to Facebook. Facebook is like a chick I met in the club at 1-something in the morning drunk off my ass off Ciroc Berry/Stoli Bluberi and juice. She looks good. People like her and always buy her drinks but I don't take her seriously. She can cook, throw down in bed but she surrounds herself around fake ignorant people and she likes attention. BUT...the sex is sooooo firrrrrre!!! I tell her to get dressed, we go out, she gives me plugs and we have mutual friends but this bitch has issues. People tell her things via text, she spreads the word and then people turn to her for their problems when she's unqualified to deal with that shit. She just says dumb shit like, "Why you got me in the middle of all this drama?" Then she acts like the shit never happened because they brought it to her. She knows everybody. She gets around. The wrong people think they're popular around her. MySpace is that bitch that used to be bad but now she done had a couple bad relationships, got ran through and now she's trying to rehab her image because nobody messes with her anymore. She tells people about new music, shows and everyone like's her pretty ass. She's not marriage material and she doesn't live in the real world. She has stuuuuupid money and people (investors/advertisers) tricking to her to get a taste but...I would never marry this bitch. I tell her: "Bitch, tell them about my music, my shows and occasionally introduce me to new people. Shit, reconnect me with people I ain't seen in a long time but this isn't forever. Even when someone passes, you still try to bring them up like they're still here. You nutty bitch." Yup, facebook is my bitch. Once I start making more money off her, she'll be my hoe but never my girlfriend. My girlfriend loves me and I treat her like a queen. Not Facebook. The homeboy recently got in his feelings about what I DON't put on Facebook. I explained to him I live in real life and people see me out on the street where I have real relationships, not on friggin Facebook. In music, we DO NOT respect MySpace/Facebook celebrities & MySpace/Facebook rappers. Log off and get out chea in real life with the rest of the people I connect with in REAL LIFE. Peace. Praise God. Moolah. Check out my music in real life at Cicero's August 12 starting 9:00pm.